Kidney for Two Obama Tickets
Dec 15th
Are you in need of an extra kidney? Know of someone who needs one? I have 2 good kidneys which is a little excessive. Ill give you one of them for two tickets to tonight’s speech. I live in Denver and tried to get tickets the minute they were announced. Somehow the first come first serve registration did not work since I was put on the waitlist.
So, I need two tickets for me and my girlfriend. I have an extra kidney. You take said organ, I take 2 tickets for this historic speech.
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Loading ...Flamingo Family for a Good Dog… What a Deal
Dec 14th
three pink plastic lawn flamingos, the momma, the daddy and two
babies. in good shape except the momma has a bullet hole. will
trade for a good dog or weed eater, will also consider any kind
of alcohol as long as it ain’t been opened up.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...Stump
Dec 14th
Ever want a good quality stump you can rest your feet on, relax on, or even eat on? Then we have the best item just for you. Today only come and get your newly removed stump. You even get the dirt attached for NO CHARGE. Just cant get any better than this. Please let everyone have a chance for this, serious inquries only.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...Best Custom Car Available
Dec 14th
1986 Toyota Camry Custom
custom made with heavy duty cardboard body kit
runs good fast and fun
custom cardboard hoodscoop and rear spoiler for
super aerodynamic
15 inch chrome rims
comes with pink sandle air freshner for odor control
flame and dragon decals
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...Drunk Transporter
Dec 13th
Attention college kids – ever need to bring your drunk roommate home or simply want to mess with him by relocating him to another part of the dorm/frat house/apartment complex/campus so he doesnt know where he is when he wakes up? And have you ever had a hard time doing so because he’s just a bunch of dead weight, or you dont want to get vomited upon? HERES THE SOLUTION.This is a cheap, old, crappy wheelchair. Its not horribly comfortable to sit in, but would make a good drunk transport. Its so inexpensive, in fact, that when you graduate, you can just leave it behind for those who follow after you!other uses for this wheelchair
* play hallway bowling
* move other heavy things besides your drunken roommates
* improve your balance by only using the ‘big wheels’
* invent ‘extreme wheelchairing’
* garbage bag tearing? just use the wheelchair!
* pretend you got hit by a car and try to get ’sympathy sex’
* stand on it to change all of the lightbulbs in the hallway without stepping down
* practice being old
These and a variety of other wonderful uses await you for just ten little dollars!!! Email today!
(i am not responsible for any injuries you may sustain or inflict by either jack***ing around on this wheelchair or by its misuse, including, but not limited to: transporting drunk roommates, inventing ‘extreme wheelchairing’, standing on it for any reason, and/or practicing your balance.)
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...
