Vomiting Sprinkler FTW
Dec 18th
I built this guy last Friday & used him to water the lawn all day Saturday. People driving past, gawked at him like they had never seen a guy vomiting a steady stream of water all over the place. I put an ad to offer to sell him on here under “arts & crafts” on Sunday, but didn’t get any takers. I did get one very nice peice of fan mail from someone called the Dragon Planter and of course a couple peices of spam. At 1st, I thought I might just keep him, but then thought somebody else might be more “into him” then I am. So am advertising again, and udating this ad on Friday the 17th.
He is life size & made from articulated steel rods w/a detachable ceramic head. The top of which is actually a planter that can have plants planted in it.
He can be posed in pretty much any postion a real human can pose in.
He would be good for filling a swimming pool.
I think if you dressed him like a cowboy & wired him to the fence, he’d make a pretty good stock tank filler too.
The kids would probably like to run through his barf on hot days.
You could put him in or near a pond & use a recirculating pump instead of hooking him to the garden hose.
You could dress him in womens clothes & put a wig on him. Making it a lady puker instead.
I can drive him down to Spokane for another $20, [must be prepaid by money order or check issued from bank of America only] and elsewhere possibly.
Please excuse the poor quality of the photos. I am horrible at taking pictures.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
Loading ...80 Foot Sea Serpent
Dec 18th
We are selling our 80 foot sea serpent.
Potential Uses
This large art construction/installation could be easily assembled to fit many spaces or projects. The serpent has a manually animated head and spews smoke from its nostrils (safe for indoor use). It would be perfect for a Burning Man project. It would make a great addition to a prop warehouse for theater or film. It would create an awesome atmosphere for nightclubs, concerts (imagine your Metal band with an 80� serpent spewing smoke), raves, festivals or other music events. This dragon would be fabulous in a Renaissance fair, or other public festival. The head could go into a miniature golf course or other outdoor family attraction. It would be a killer addition to someone�s art space or private residence. This dragon / sea serpent would really make someone�s space or event.
approximately $3000 worth of materials in the serpent.
History of Serpent
The serpent was constructed for the 2009 P.I.C.Y.A. opening day parade. It was built by a team of 7 artists and builders over a four week period. The components were constructed off site and assembled on the boat for the parade. A lot of hard work and love went into its construction and it won first place in its category. The serpent currently lives in the Emeryville marina.
We are currently accepting offers for the serpent. Our first priority is that the serpent finds a good home where it will get use. If you have a space or event you think could benefit from an 80 foot sea serpent, please contact us with a description of your event and make an offer.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...Mint Condition Viking Helmet
Dec 17th
The vikings from the Capitol One commercials may be running out of work, but that doesn’t mean you can’t pillage the next city over. (We suggest Redmond.)
Today only, we’re selling away one very special viking hat. Ideal for the modern pillager, it is constructed from lightweight silver and gold plastic. Complete with faux gold horns and faux gold rope detailing, it makes the statement, “I have come for your grog and your goats.”
As it was never worn into battle, the hat is in mint condition, free of blood and dents.
It is “one size fits most,” and has ritual phrases impressed on the inside of the hat. They read, “CAUTION This is a toy not to be used as a safety helmet. Made in China. WARNING! This is a toy. Does not provide protection.” Lo, be ye warned.
Available for pick up until 6 PM today. No holds.
May your pillage be plentiful and your beer in Ballard be tasty.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...Butt Kicking Machine
Dec 17th
Only for people a good strong butt. Oh and If you need any remodeling done I have 10+ years experience and my own tools.
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5) Loading ...One Ear Special
Dec 17th
I currently have two ears, so these glasses are not particularly well-suited for me, however, if you are missing your RIGHT ear, and have a -3.00 prescription in both eyes, then these glasses are for you! Designer BCBG frames, anti-glare coating and a genuine glasses case seal this deal!
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...
