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My feelings are so hurt! I tried to be nice and made a plea to your common sense on how I am a great imagination boosting stick unicorn. I know you are letting your children rot their brains out sitting in front of some sort to idiot tube playing video games or watching TV. But [...]

Hello, Bay Area!
For a limited time, you, yes, YOU, can purchase your very own land yacht!
the beast:
Due to a fortunate cash influx and a desire for reliable transportation, I have recently purchased a car that is actually younger than I am. Therefore, I must needs sell my baby.
big ol’ baby eyes:
This 1976 Dodge Aspen is [...]

Free, to a good home in the basement of your parent’s house, a “Dark Hole” Yu-Gi-Oh! trading card.
The great thing about the card is that it “Destroys all monsters on the field”. I assume it works. There aren’t any monsters in my neighborhood.
It’s in pretty good shape. Not ripped or torn. [...]

. This auction is for a taxidermy bird with the following features:

Taxidermy peacock
Mounted on fake rock, standing
Great condition
Neck measures approximately 10″ long, 27″ tall overall, 24″ long overall, 8.5″ wide

This would be [...]

We are what you may call, Snow Sculpters and we are willing to make you your very own SNOWPENIS for everyone to enjoy! Be the one on your block have the largest Snow Penis! We will come to your home and get to work and for only $100 each penis you will receive One penis [...]